I'd like to think Jesus had a sense of humor, and he would read Cracked. I know this article makes anyone with half a brain cell giggle.
Two of my favorite lines are:
It's not that all Christians are crazy, it's just that the religion seems to give certain types of crazy people a chance to shine. These are the ones who can't worry about the homeless because they're too busy doing things like decoding secret gay propaganda in cartoons.
Both Focus on the Family and the American Family Association complained about a Spongebob video that was delivered to schools in which Spongebob has the balls to try to teach children to be accepting of others. Now you know Jesus isn't going to stand for that shit.
I have to say, I'm not one to believe in the Second Coming, I'll be honest, but there is a part of me that would love to see it happen if only to hear Jesus say "Yeah, ok, all the intolerance stuff in my name? BAD MOVE. Y'all be fucked. See you on the other side!"
Slutbucks and SpongeBob. Jesus Christ.
by at September 18, 2008 12:50 PM